Chistes en español con nivel de inglés
¡Hola amantes de la comedia! En este artículo vamos a explorar una divertida combinación de chistes en español con un toque de nivel de inglés. ¿Estás listo para reír a carcajadas y poner a prueba tus habilidades lingüísticas? ¡Entonces acompáñanos en este viaje de diversión y aprendizaje! Prepárate para disfrutar de una selección de chistes que te harán reír y, al mismo tiempo, te ayudarán a mejorar tu dominio del idioma. ¡Empecemos!
– Because she will let it go.
– I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
– I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
– A gummy bear.
– I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Chistes en español: La mejor manera de alegrar tu día
– A gummy bear.
-¿Nivel de inglés? -Alto. – Traduzca cadena. -Chain. – Úsela en una frase. -Chain brai laik a daimon. -Perfecto, también canta¡CONTRATADA! 😂
—¿Nivel de inglés? —Alto. —Traduzca “lugar”. —Place. —Úselo en una frase. —Me compré el place teichon 4. —¡Contratado!
– What do you call a fake noodle?
13. What do you call a bear with no ears? B!
¡Ríete a carcajadas con estos chistes en español!
– nível de inglês? – alto – traduz «eu posso dizer» – I can say – forme uma frase – I can say de ser trouxa
– Why do we tell actors to «break a leg»? Because every play has a cast.
-¿Nivel de francés? —¿No era de inglés? —Estamos en Francia . —¿Y por qué hablamos español?
— Humor y Chistes (@TWICHISTE) enero 11, 2016
– What’s the longest word in the English language? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the first and last letter.
Descubre los chistes en español que te harán reír a carcajadas
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
– Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
– I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
– Frostbite.
– I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
4. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? The king of the sea!
11. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
– An impasta.
1. Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
– What do you call a bear with no teeth?
– What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? «Supplies!»
7. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
– A carrot.
– I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
—¿Nivel de inglés? —Alto. —¿Cómo se dice «perro»? —Dog. —¿Y veterinario? —Dogtor JAJAJAJAJAJA —…
14. What did one wall say to the other wall? «I’ll meet you at the corner!»
– Frostbite.
— ¿Nivel de inglés? Alto. Traduzca juguete. Toy. Úselo en una oración. Toy triste. Awww, vengache pa’ acá. 🙁
– Because he was outstanding in his field.
—¿Nivel de inglés? —Alto. —Traduzca su nombre. —Sea and ass. —¿Cómo? —Mariano. —¡Ah, increíble! ¡Contratado!
– What do you call a bear with no teeth?
– I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
– What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
– What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
– What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
– I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
– An in-vest-igator.
– Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm?
– What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
– Why did the scarecrow win an award?
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
– Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
– I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kats.
– They don’t have the guts.
15. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
– What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
8. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
– What do you call an alligator in a vest?
10. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
– A kingfish.
-¿Nivel de inglés? -Alto -Traduzca «Fiesta» -Party -Úselo en una frase -Ayer me party la cara en la bicicleta -Contratado!
– My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
12. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
– Igloos it together.
– Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
– A can’t opener.
Nivel de ingles: Pedir una cerveza y que te sirvan un oso.
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
– Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
9. What do you call a bear with no socks on? Barefoot!
—¿Nivel de inglés? —Alto. —Traduzca Rojo. —Red. —¡Colóquelo en una frase! —Mi Red social es Twitter. —¡Contratado!»
6. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
– How does a penguin build its house?
— El Capitán Sarcasmo (@Supersarcasmo) enero 13, 2016
– I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
– ¿Nivel de inglés? – Alto – Traduzca «un zapato» – A shoe – ¡Salud! JAJAJAJA – ¿Estoy contratado? – No