Chistes malos en inglés: la nueva moda del humor en español
¡Prepárate para reír a carcajadas con los chistes malos en inglés! Esta nueva tendencia del humor en español está conquistando a las audiencias con su ingenio y originalidad. En este artículo, te contaremos todo sobre esta divertida moda, que está haciendo reír a miles de personas en todo el mundo. Así que prepárate para soltar unas buenas carcajadas y descubrir por qué los chistes malos en inglés se han convertido en la sensación del momento en el mundo del humor en español.
13. What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? “Together, we can stop this crap.”
9. “Excuse me, to go to the cemetery, where do I need to catch the bus?” «In your face…”
12. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed.
11. What do you call a nanny with breast implants? A faux-pair.
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Chistes malos en inglés: la nueva moda del humor en español
3. What do you call fake spaghetti?
11. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
15. What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
What is the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has so many stories.
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
Chistes malos en inglés: la nueva tendencia del humor en español
Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon? Because she will “let it go.”
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dishonest reptile? A crookodile.
1. Why are there gates surrounding cemeteries? People are dying to get in.
What type of markets do dogs avoid? Flea markets.
Chistes malos en inglés: la nueva sensación del humor en español
Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all its problems.
3. What’s brown and really bad for your dental health? A baseball bat.
5. How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
2. Did you hear about the guy who cut off the left side of his body? He was all right.
14. It was two-tired.
Why did the kid throw a stick of butter out the window? To see a butter fly.
Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings.
15. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
2. They don’t have the guts.
How do you get a tissue to dance? You put a boogie in it.
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
3. El boniato filosófico
13. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
4. Un refresco suave
12. An investigator.
8. My dad’s answer to everything is alcohol. He doesn’t drink, it’s just that he’s really bad at crossword puzzles.
What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
8. He just needed a little space.
7. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
6. El plátano amoroso
7. Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack.
2. Un dinosaurio muy especial
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
6. What did the elephant say to the naked man? “How do you breathe through that thing?”
4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
14. My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
9. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Which hand is it better to write with? Neither, it’s better to use a pen.
1. Un chilito friolento
10. It was two-tired.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Something between us smells.
4. An «impasta».
5. Un fideo falso
1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
16. Frostbite.
6. Because he was outstanding in his field.
What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
10. How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.