Chistes absurdos en inglés para carcajadas en español
Si eres fanático de los chistes absurdos y estás buscando algunos en inglés para compartir y disfrutar en español, ¡has llegado al lugar indicado! En este artículo, te presentaremos una selección de chistes en inglés que te harán reír a carcajadas, y te los traduciremos al español para que puedas compartirlos con tus amigos y familiares. Prepárate para soltar unas buenas carcajadas con estos chistes absurdos en inglés para disfrutar en español. ¡No te los pierdas!
15. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Chistes absurdos en inglés
What has two legs but can’t walk?
7. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Something between us smells.
They don’t have the guts.
14. Existential questions or when you watch many episodes of The Walking Dead in a row.
2. Asking «How are you?» in an original way. If you pronounce it correctly, it sounds Australian 😉
Carcajadas en español
Because then they’d be bagels.
Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
5. My grandmother’s English level is better than this:
Humor sin límites
8. For Star Wars fans.
7. Shall we order breakfast?
1. The power of logic…
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
8. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
Igloos it together.
What do you call a fake noodle?
9. Original answers…
Frostbite.
How long should an elephant’s legs be? Long enough to reach the ground.
What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex? A: From a distance.
Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
What sound do hedgehogs make when they hug? Ouch!
It was two-tired.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
10. When a word is similar to a common sound, this can happen, or not…
What did the calculator say to the math student? You can count on me.
5. Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all its problems.
11. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
What do you call a bear with no ears?
Because they are shellfish.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
Did you hear about the skeleton who walked into a cafe? He ordered a cup of coffee and a mop.
Because she will let it go.
Patient: Doctor! You’ve got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me.No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
6. No one knows…
Nacho cheese.
An impasta.
Because it saw the salad dressing.
13. Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
How does a penguin build its house?
6. What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
B.
3. Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon? Because she will “let it go.”
What does the Lochness monster call his favorite dish? ‘Fish & Ships
14. What type of markets do dogs avoid? Flea markets.
12. What is the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has so many stories.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
What does a spider’s bride wear? A webbing dress.
A gummy bear.
Where do cows go on dates?…MOOOOvies
1. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
4. Which hand is it better to write with? Neither, it’s better to use a pen.
13. When you arrive in Australia and try to explain an anecdote in English.
What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!
Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
9. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
«I’ll meet you at the corner.»
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
12. Surely you know someone who invents words in English by adding the ending «eishon.»
Why did the bicycle fall over?
11. We should all know English just for this.
Why is no one late in London? Because there’s a big clock right in the middle of the town!
2. What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock.
3. Expressions that don’t exist in English and that you think do until you travel abroad.
10. Why did the kid throw a stick of butter out the window? To see a butter fly.
Why do you take baths in milk?
4. Wordplay: