Si hay algo que caracteriza a los argentinos es su pasión por el humor y su habilidad para contar chistes. Pero lo que quizás no sepas es que este humor traspasa fronteras, llegando a hacer reír a personas de todo el mundo, incluso en inglés. En este artículo, te contaremos algunos chistes argentinos traducidos al inglés que demuestran que el humor argentino es universal. ¡Prepárate para reír a carcajadas!
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9. What did the Argentine say to the cheese? «You had me at queso!»
What’s the dog’s name? – I’m sorry – What’s the cat’s name? – I’m perry
5. Why don’t Argentines like to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when everyone’s shouting «¡Che, te encontré!»
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Chistes argentinos en inglés: ¡el humor traspasa fronteras!
14. How does an Argentine fix a broken chair? With Boca screws!
3. Why did the Argentine take a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
10. Why don’t Argentines like to iron their clothes? Because they prefer the natural look of wrinkled fabric!
What’s the dog’s name? – I’m sorry – What’s the cat’s name? – I’m perry
13. What did the Argentine say to the soccer ball? «I’ve got my eye on you!»
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4. How do you make an Argentine laugh on Saturday? Tell them a joke on Wednesday!
Do you speak English? -¿Cómo se dice usted? -Do you speak English? -¡No lo eniendo! -Le pregunto que si habla usted inglés. -¡Ah sí, perfectamente!
Do you speak English? -¿Cómo se dice usted? -Do you speak English? -¡No lo eniendo! -Le pregunto que si habla usted inglés. -¡Ah sí, perfectamente!
15. Why did the Argentine bring a map to the bar? In case they needed directions to the dance floor!
7. Why did the Argentine bring a car door to the desert? So they could roll down the window when it got too hot!
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6. What’s an Argentine’s favorite type of bean? Tango beans!
What is the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs think: Humans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so they must be Gods; cats instead think: HUmans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so I must be God.
11. What’s an Argentine’s favorite type of music? Tango, of course!
2. What did the Argentine say to the bartender? «I’ll have a Malbec, por favor.»
8. How do you spot an Argentine at a party? They’re the ones arguing passionately about politics!
12. Why did the Argentine bring a pencil to the bar? In case they wanted to draw out the conversation!
1. Why did the Argentine football team bring string to the game? So they could tie the score!
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